Well, since this is gonna be a blog about >MUA< (and no, I din't mean moi...), I thought I should share a bit about the things that scare me, given those sorts of things tend to bring people together. I mean, how else can you explain the popularity of religion, horror movies, and "America's Got Talent"?
I don't care if I die, but SO HELP ME GOD IF I DIE PERMANENTLY AND LOSE ALL OF MY LOOT
9) Beardless Breen
Hay-zeus Chreest-Eh that is scary.
8) Beard-ed Colbert
DO NOT WANT.
Threatening the very nature of logic itself.
5) Female Robots
If it can do what every desperate man hopes it can do (see: basically every single man on Earth), mankind is screwed.
How else do you think they keep their pelts so shiny!?
HE WILL F@$#ING CUT YOU.
2) Bunny Gangbangers
The streets will run red with blood.
WHAT HAS IT DONE?