Dead Space 2: Break-Fast
WARNING: The following episode of Dead Space 2: Break-Fast is slightly more immature than usual and contains some mild kinda-sexual content - again, even more so than usual. It's not too bad, but it's raunchier than "Chapter Four: It Gets Raunchy". Read at your own risk.
Chapter Five: Isaac Gets a Boner
Written By AFriendlyNecromorph
Future Isaac: "Hey there, Smexy!"
Isaac: "JEEZUS CHRIST!"
Future Isaac: "Hey Ellie! Come on out and say "hi" to my friends!"
- Just as Future Isaac calls Ellie, the driver's door of the vehicle opens up and out steps a woman with long, high-heeled pink boots; outfitted with a shiny, brand-new, futuristic magenta RIG.
Isaac and Ellie: "Daaaammnn! Who's that?"
Woman: "It's Future Ellie. . . . Bitch." (Camera zooming in on her face.)
Isaac and Ellie: "Whoa! Now that's a woman!"
Ellie: "OMG! I LOVE the shoes! Where did you get them!?"
Future Ellie: "Thanks, we went shopping and found a little place in the Concourse."
Ellie: "I HAVE to have them!"
Future Ellie: "Don't worry, you will."
Isaac and Future Isaac: To each other, "Women. . . ."
Future Isaac: "Sorry aboot that, Isaac, but you know how I like to crash a party." (Future Isaac smirks, winks and smacks Isaac on the ass.) "I've been waiting a while to do that!"
Isaac: "To do what?" (Slightly upset and holding his butt and covering his boner.)
Future Isaac: "To smack a bitch."
Isaac: "What?!"
Ellie: "Apparently, you're a bitch. . . . With a boner." (Ellie points at Isaac's boner.)
Ellie and Future Ellie: "Yeah!" (High-fiving each other.)
Future Isaac: "If you recall earlier, I said, 'All right, if there are ANYMORE interruptions, make yourselves known. . . . NOW!!! Don’t make me smack a bitch!'"
Isaac: "But I didn't interrupt you!"
Future Isaac: "Dude, you totally interrupted me! Trust me, it'll all make sense later on." (He winks at Isaac again.)
Isaac: "Are you kidding me!? I didn't want any more interruptions, and I get interrupted by my future-self who says I interrupted him!?"
Future Isaac: "Yes."
Isaac: "One-worded response. Nice."
Future Isaac: "Classic."
Isaac: "Sweet."
Future Isaac: "We."
Isaac: "Are."
Future Isaac: "Totally."
Isaac: "Kick."
Future Isaac: "Ass."
Isaac: "Awesome."
Future Isaac: "Together."
Isaac and Future Isaac: "Jynx!"
Isaac to Ellie and Future Isaac to Future Ellie: "I LOVE THIS GUY!"
Ellie and Future Ellie: To each other, "Men. . . ."
Isaac, Ellie, Future Isaac, and Future Ellie: "Let's eat cereal! Yeah!" (Everyone jumps up and high-fives each other.)
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