Dead Space 2: Break-Fast

WARNING: The following episode of Dead Space 2: Break-Fast is slightly more immature than usual and contains some mild kinda-sexual content - again, even more so than usual. It's not too bad, but it's raunchier than "Chapter Four: It Gets Raunchy". Read at your own risk.

Chapter Five: Isaac Gets a Boner

Written By AFriendlyNecromorph

Future Isaac: "Hey there, Smexy!"


Future Isaac: "Hey Ellie! Come on out and say "hi" to my friends!"

Just as Future Isaac calls Ellie, the driver's door of the vehicle opens up and out steps a woman with long, high-heeled pink boots; outfitted with a shiny, brand-new, futuristic magenta RIG.

Isaac and Ellie: "Daaaammnn! Who's that?"

Woman: "It's Future Ellie. . . . Bitch." (Camera zooming in on her face.)

Isaac and Ellie: "Whoa! Now that's a woman!"

Ellie: "OMG! I LOVE the shoes! Where did you get them!?"

Future Ellie: "Thanks, we went shopping and found a little place in the Concourse."

Ellie: "I HAVE to have them!"

Future Ellie: "Don't worry, you will."

Isaac and Future Isaac: To each other, "Women. . . ."

Future Isaac: "Sorry aboot that, Isaac, but you know how I like to crash a party." (Future Isaac smirks, winks and smacks Isaac on the ass.) "I've been waiting a while to do that!"

Isaac: "To do what?" (Slightly upset and holding his butt and covering his boner.)

Future Isaac: "To smack a bitch."

Isaac: "What?!"

Ellie: "Apparently, you're a bitch. . . . With a boner." (Ellie points at Isaac's boner.)

Ellie and Future Ellie: "Yeah!" (High-fiving each other.)

Future Isaac: "If you recall earlier, I said, 'All right, if there are ANYMORE interruptions, make yourselves known. . . . NOW!!! Don’t make me smack a bitch!'"

Isaac: "But I didn't interrupt you!"

Future Isaac: "Dude, you totally interrupted me! Trust me, it'll all make sense later on." (He winks at Isaac again.)

Isaac: "Are you kidding me!? I didn't want any more interruptions, and I get interrupted by my future-self who says I interrupted him!?"

Future Isaac: "Yes."

Isaac: "One-worded response. Nice."

Future Isaac: "Classic."

Isaac: "Sweet."

Future Isaac: "We."

Isaac: "Are."

Future Isaac: "Totally."

Isaac: "Kick."

Future Isaac: "Ass."

Isaac: "Awesome."

Future Isaac: "Together."

Isaac and Future Isaac: "Jynx!"

Isaac to Ellie and Future Isaac to Future Ellie: "I LOVE THIS GUY!"

Ellie and Future Ellie: To each other, "Men. . . ."

Isaac, Ellie, Future Isaac, and Future Ellie: "Let's eat cereal! Yeah!" (Everyone jumps up and high-fives each other.)

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