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Chapter 4

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Dead Space 2: Break-Fast


Chapter Four: You're Not Gonna Want to Smell This...


Written By AFriendlyNecromorph

With the help of

Thanks, guys! - AFN




Isaac: "WUT?"

Ellie: "I have to fart."

Isaac: "Then let it rip!"

Ellie: "RRRNT!!" (Fart sound.)

Necromorph: "Ugh. . . . That is nasty."

Spitter: To Necromorph: "Hey, you wanna go out sometime?"

Kristen: "What the hell? Phew!!!! XD" (Smells rotten egg fart.)

Isaac: "Dude, that's nasty."

Ellie: "Why are you making fun of my farts? I thought we were friends. :("

Isaac: "My girlfriend is dead, I’ve hallucinated over 30 times, so. . . . Yeah, I'm gonna joke all I want about whomever I want."

Necromorph: "Aww! Gawd!!!!" (Smells nasty fart.) "Do these things ever go away!?"

Kristen: "LOL, THIS ALL STARTED WITH A FART!!!!!"

Necromorph: "Yeah, that was unexpected. :)"

Ellie: "That’s what she said!"

As soon as Ellie finishes her clever joke, everybody busts out laughing. Isaac looks around - confused - as their laughter starts to slow down, becoming an unrecognizable noise - now sounding like a distorted, nonhuman roar. The lights go out, and Isaac can now hear Ellie's attempts to wake him up.

Ellie: "Isaac? Are you okay? Wake up, Isaac!"

Isaac: "Ahhh! Holy shit! I just had the weirdest dream!"

Ellie: "That wasn’t a dream, Isaac. You just passed out from the smell of my farts."

Isaac: "You're telling me that everything that happened in my "dream" actually happened because it was happening in reality?"

Ellie: "Yes."

Isaac: "Oh, well. . . . That’s even weirder, but it makes perfect nonsense. :/" (Isaac makes a funny face, winks at the camera and looks around the room.) "Hey Kristen, I didn’t expect to see you again so soon. :)"

Kristen: "Hey Isaac. Same here."

Isaac: "So. . . . Does that mean we’re still in mortal danger?"

Ellie: "Yes."

Kristen: "Yeah."

Necromorph: "Duh."

Spitter: "Maybe."

Evil scary red-eyed creature: "No shit."

Evil scary red-eyed creature’s partner: "Durp. I’m the one who shot you with the darts. Durp."

Isaac: "All right, if there are ANYMORE interruptions, make yourselves known. . . . NOW!!! Don’t make me smack a bitch!"

Waiting for any possible interruptions, all present characters wait and awkwardly look around in silence, as to avoid upsetting Isaac any further. Apparently, he wants to smack a bitch.

Isaac: "Okay, I don’t think anyone else is coming."

Ellie: "That's what she said!"

Everybody: "LOL!"

Kristen: "Stop! Please! You're tearing up my insides!"

Ellie: "Ha! That's what she said!"

Everybody: "ROTFL! XD"

Spitter: "Stop gushing, Isaac! I have to spit!"

Ellie: "OMG! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!! XD"

Everybody: "OMFG ROFLCOPTER!!! XD"

Isaac: "No. . . . That's what he said."

Ellie: "No. . . . That's what she said."

Isaac: "That's what he said, literally. All three of those things. Trust me, Ellie."

Ellie: "What?"

Isaac: "Yeah. . . . College was a very confusing time for me." (Isaac says this as he scratches the back of his head, makes a funny face, arches his back inward and looks up at the ceiling.)

Ellie: "That's what she-" (Isaac interrupts Ellie.)

Isaac: "ENOUGH! Everyone who shouldn’t be in this scene needs to pop out of the story. . . . NOW!!!"

Kristen: "Later, guys."

Necromorph: "See you in a few minutes."

Spitter: "I’ll see you at the end of the movie."

Kristen, Necromorph and Spitter pop-out of the story with a loud "pop."

Isaac: "Finally, no more interrup-"

Ironically, just as Isaac is about to complete the sentence, "Finally, no more interruptions," he is interrupted by a loud "whoosh" as a mysterious vehicle swoops by overhead. Coming to a stop, a man hops out of the vehicle and approaches Isaac and Ellie.

Man: "What's up guys? It's me, Future Isaac!"

Isaac: "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!" (Facepalm.)





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