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Logs of Notable Interest
- Combat Statistics :
- Has shown immense skills in staying alive against the Necromorph onslaught, with few to none Necromorphic fatalities. True failures lie in avoiding environmental hazards such as ship debris while speeding through the reaches of space at a fast rate, or getting some eye surgury done.
Necromorphic Fatalities Count:
Slasher : 1 fatality, desecrated into pieces after death
Guardian : 1 decapitation, scripted
Swarmers : 1 fatality, due to recklessness
The Pack : 2 fatalities, overwhelmed
Tentacles : 1 fatality, dragged into a hole after death
Environmental Hazard Incidents:
Shuttle Failure : 1
Laser'd to Death : 1
Decompression Door Incidents : 2
Gravity Check-- SPLAT! : 4
Wrong Side of a Cannon Explosion : Unknown *estimated to be at least 2, possibly more*
Shocked to Death : 1
Crashing on an obstacle in a race against time : 6
Face Eaten by Face-Eating Gas : 1
Poking Eyes Out : 2
Added by Ishi Clarke
Added by Ishi Clarke