About meEdit

I enjoy the finer things in life, like alcohol and... well, that's basically it. Do biscuits count? Insomnia? Not living in North Korea?

Yeah, not living there's pretty fine, I guess...

So, alcoholism and not living in North Korea's pretty cool.

So, do I, like... put stuff I've done here?

Okay... well, one time, Megadeth got banished to Hell, and I was with the band, getting them stuff like coffee, and there was a note from them that said that the gig they had was too awesome to pass up, so they needed me to fill in for them while they tried to get out. Like, fill in for all of them as in, play drums, two guitars and do vocals at the same time. Needless to say, wacky hijinks ensued.

Oh, damn, I need to stop staying up all night and falling asleep as I type. There's all kinds of crazy stuff going on in my beer-addled mind.

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