RE: PVT MYERS APPEAL TO JOIN THE 163RD
When I look out across the yard, I see only weakness. The war with the secessionists has claimed our fiercest warriors and replaced them with children.
Half of these pricks can't hold a rifle and the rest piss their pants the moment they hear one go off. If you want to make it in this world, not only do you have to be willing to kill, you have to like it.
PVT Myers is a tool so it's only fitting we use him as one. Let's give him one week of solid abuse before we kick him out the door. Maybe then he'll wise up and realize he'll never have what it takes to be one of us.